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"Who Are You Calling Stunned​?​"

by Sister DJ & the Hired Hands

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When we're depressed, we like to dance If we can't walk, we use our hands Do a new dance called the Stunned Watch the clouds reflect the sun Gonna show you how it's done, oh yeah They can't touch you when you do the Stunned We do the Chicken and the Jerk And then those names no longer hurt When the Bozo's put you down Climb on up to higher ground You don't have to stick around, oh no They can't touch you when you do the Stunned Jump around and flap your gums Or just sit there like the Sphinx Kick your feet up in the air Do a little stretch and strength If the people point and stare And they say you've lost your head Tell them, "Don't give me no meds, I'm interpreting the Stunned" When we're depressed, we like to dance If that don't work, we drop our pants Do the Stunned three times a night Don't put up with any shyte Ah! Sweet mystery of life, ah ha They can't touch you when you do the Stunned
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The Neti Pot 02:14
The neti pot The neti pot I might be poor Yeah but, yeah but I have a lot I have a lot Hot water pad Hot water pad I honour Mum I honour Dad I get well soon I feel fab I've got day and night Smell, taste, touch and sight Don't have a pot Yeah but, yeah but I have a tub Vick's VapoRub Hot nettle tea Hot nettle tea I've got enough for you and me I've got day and night Smell, taste, touch and sight Oh I hear you, I hear you, I'm hoping, I'm sending I'm sending you a little get well cheer The neti pot The neti pot I might be poor Yeah but, yeah but I have a lot I have a lot Hot water pad Hot water pad I've got day and night Smell, taste, touch and sight
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Mystery Bowl 02:15
So-so-sofa spud Stick stick-in-the-mud Spudweiser, incisor Couch potato clone. There's a place down on Main and they serve up a Mystery Bowl I'd rather have rice and beans Some grated carrots and greens Balsamic dressing on top A glory bowl. Mystery Bowl! Can you reel to reel me in I'm so out of control Shameful Tiki Room Main Street baby boom Goat curry, no hurry You don't care you're stoned. Pu-pu platter? Don't matter, I'd rather stay home with you And watch "The House of Bamboo" My biggest thrill? Soda pop A casserole. Mystery Bowl!
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Look at the sun in the autumn how it's fading and gone, Shining its faraway light on the ice in the pond. I have got a hunch that all this doesn't bother them at all. They're just eating lunch and know that spring will surely follow fall. Now there's four but by the spring there could be more like seventeen. Keep an open mind and keep your pond and backyard nice and clean. Look at the six o'clock news and try to bolster yourself. Don't feel sad that you can't think of some way to help. I have got a hunch that all this doesn't bother them at all. They're just eating lunch and know that spring will surely follow fall. Now there's four but by the spring there should be more like seventeen. Keep an open mind and keep your pond and backyard nice and clean. They are sure that spring will follow winter like the Buddha said. Orwell wrote the common toad ignores the airplanes overhead. Four Fish Feeding.
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Protein powder It gets louder

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released September 9, 2017

Singing, Harmonica, Percussion: Sister DJ
Words by Sister DJ

Music by Sister DJ & the Hired Hands
Other instruments: The Hired Hands (Barry & Quentin)

Eddie O'Brien played drums on The Neti Pot and Mystery Bowl.
Vocal assistance by Dorinda, Alie, Selina, Mike, Dan & Eddie

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