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Do The Stunned
02:01
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When we're depressed, we like to dance
If we can't walk, we use our hands
Do a new dance called the Stunned
Watch the clouds reflect the sun
Gonna show you how it's done, oh yeah
They can't touch you when you do the Stunned
We do the Chicken and the Jerk
And then those names no longer hurt
When the Bozo's put you down
Climb on up to higher ground
You don't have to stick around, oh no
They can't touch you when you do the Stunned
Jump around and flap your gums
Or just sit there like the Sphinx
Kick your feet up in the air
Do a little stretch and strength
If the people point and stare
And they say you've lost your head
Tell them, "Don't give me no meds,
I'm interpreting the Stunned"
When we're depressed, we like to dance
If that don't work, we drop our pants
Do the Stunned three times a night
Don't put up with any shyte
Ah! Sweet mystery of life, ah ha
They can't touch you when you do the Stunned
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2. |
The Neti Pot
02:14
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The neti pot
The neti pot
I might be poor
Yeah but, yeah but
I have a lot
I have a lot
Hot water pad
Hot water pad
I honour Mum
I honour Dad
I get well soon
I feel fab
I've got day and night
Smell, taste, touch and sight
Don't have a pot
Yeah but, yeah but
I have a tub
Vick's VapoRub
Hot nettle tea
Hot nettle tea
I've got enough
for you and me
I've got day and night
Smell, taste, touch and sight
Oh I hear you, I hear you, I'm hoping, I'm sending
I'm sending you a little get well cheer
The neti pot
The neti pot
I might be poor
Yeah but, yeah but
I have a lot
I have a lot
Hot water pad
Hot water pad
I've got day and night
Smell, taste, touch and sight
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3. |
Mystery Bowl
02:15
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So-so-sofa spud
Stick stick-in-the-mud
Spudweiser, incisor
Couch potato clone.
There's a place down on Main and they serve up a Mystery Bowl
I'd rather have rice and beans
Some grated carrots and greens
Balsamic dressing on top
A glory bowl.
Mystery Bowl!
Can you reel to reel me in I'm so out of control
Shameful Tiki Room
Main Street baby boom
Goat curry, no hurry
You don't care you're stoned.
Pu-pu platter?
Don't matter,
I'd rather stay home with you
And watch "The House of Bamboo"
My biggest thrill? Soda pop
A casserole.
Mystery Bowl!
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4. |
Four Fish Feeding
01:46
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Look at the sun in the autumn how it's fading and gone,
Shining its faraway light on the ice in the pond.
I have got a hunch that all this doesn't bother them at all.
They're just eating lunch and know that spring will surely follow fall.
Now there's four but by the spring there could be more like seventeen.
Keep an open mind and keep your pond and backyard nice and clean.
Look at the six o'clock news and try to bolster yourself.
Don't feel sad that you can't think of some way to help.
I have got a hunch that all this doesn't bother them at all.
They're just eating lunch and know that spring will surely follow fall.
Now there's four but by the spring there should be more like seventeen.
Keep an open mind and keep your pond and backyard nice and clean.
They are sure that spring will follow winter like the Buddha said.
Orwell wrote the common toad ignores the airplanes overhead.
Four Fish Feeding.
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5. |
Protein Powder
02:18
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Protein powder
It gets louder
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